¶ Matins: Liechtenstein: There will be a test! You have the weekend to bone up.

Did I say “weekend”? Bon weekend à tous!

Oremus…

§ Matins. I love small countries, especially when they’re remote and filty rich. I think that it’s sweet that Liechtenstein has never had to resort to the vulgar ploys of Monte Carlo or the Vatican. Both of those countries are smaller than Liechtenstein, true, but they’re older than Eric Patton. Liechtenstein is also older than Eric, but, let’s face it: nobody knew about Liechtenstein when Eric was born. Liechtenstein has had to struggle with the lack of a Princess Grace factor. Not to mention the want of a Triple Crown factor. (And you thought that triple crowns were for horses!)

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