Morning Snip:
Niteries
Dwight Garner, on Sam Irvin’s biography of Eloïse creator Kay Thompson:
The tra-la-la is woven into the voice that Mr. Irvin, a veteran film and television director and producer, has concocted for his book, a voice that seems to have been stolen from the trade magazine Daily Variety about 1947. In “Kay Thompson†people don’t leave jobs, they’re seen “ankling†them. They’re not fired, they’re “eighty-sixed.†They’re not tricked but “bamboozled.â€
A lover is a “boudoir companionâ€; the record industry is the “platter bizâ€; piano playing is “tinkling ivoriesâ€; clubs are “niteriesâ€; executives are either “grand poo-bahs†or “muckety-mucks.†Oh, mama. As the gossip columnist J. J. Hunsecker is told in “The Sweet Smell of Success,†“You’ve got more twists than a barrel of pretzels.†Reading “Kay Thompson†is like running a cheese grater across your central nervous system.