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Greetings from Salem

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

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Riann sends everyone a big, big “Hello!” She would like to perform her magic boxes trick for you, but The Daily Blague isn’t doing videoblogs yet. Which is really a shame, because her Queen of the Butterflies dance (artfully incorporating ribbons from the presents that Kathleen wrapped on Saturday morning) is a poem.

“That’s a poem?” asks Riann. Riann can read very well. (She nods.)

As for me, even though it turns out that the Wi-Fi here works just fine, I’m not blogging.

Well, just this once.

At My Kitchen Table: Where Do I Put It?

Sunday, March 16th, 2008

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God knows, there’s no room in the kitchen. How about in here?

As many visitors have noticed, the paint is peeling from the ceiling in the foyer, and we’ve got to have it repainted. I keep asking myself, though: do we really need three chandeliers?

As my friend LXIV says, “What would Edith say?” Those fixtures are Just Not Her. What they are is Hermitage. Russia. The Amber Room. Wretched Excess. I don’t think that Miss Jones ever got as far north as Peterhof. She would have written the novel of old Petersburg, though, don’t you think? After all, that was the one city where a Rhinelander could really look down.

We arrivistes need to stick together.

Daily Office Friday

Friday, March 14th, 2008

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¶ Matins: This week’s Friday Front, at Portico. It may be that the question is not: how important are newspapers? But rather: how else can their vital functions, if any, be performed?

¶ Nones: I wonder if we’ve gotten any better at forecasting. Here’s an amenity that New York surely ought to have boasted by now…

¶ Vespers: He came in wanting to be the new McKinley, but he’s going to go out as a second Hoover. Oh, let’s hope not — no matter how hard he doesn’t try.

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Daily Office Thursday

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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¶ Matins: I’m going to the country this weekend….

¶ Sext: What a coinkydink! There I was, chatting with the ganome about Jane Austen, when an advance-fee scam letter, as crabbedly composed as if the writer had been sweating over Mansfield Park, popped into my mailbox.

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Daily Office Wednesday

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

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¶ Matins: A look at this week’s Book Review, at Portico.

¶ Tierce: Spitzer still governor; Albany paralyzed. Aw, shucks. “Albany Paralyzed” is about the happiest headline that I’ve read since I moved back to New York in 1980. Can we think of something stronger and more permanent than “paralyzed”? “Nuked,” maybe? No; “nuked” is politically incorrect. How about “razed and salted,” like Carthage?

¶ Sext: Well, that’s that. All hail Governor Paterson…

¶ Vespers: Oy, the (no) pressure! Look for the Leisure Economy.

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Daily Office Tuesday

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

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Jolly Bowery chef

¶ Matins: What a lot I’ve got to do today! Two pages to write, and at least five other significant items on the To Do list (kept in my head — and here, too, I guess), including making a recording of Mig’s text. I wonder if I still know how to use the equipment.

¶ Tierce: Mr Spitzer is still the governor; I may be losing friends faster than he is.

¶ Sext: A word or two about Lieutenant Governor David A Paterson, soon to be New York’s first African-American (and legally blind?) chief executive.

¶ Nones: Henrik Hertzberg leads off this week’s Talk with a surprising propostion.

¶ Vespers: William Inge’s Come Back, Little Sheba, at MTC — with the amazing Ms Merkerson.

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Nano Note

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

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At Houston and Broadway

Last week, the third RoomGroove arrived. It took about two minutes to unwrap and plug in. Presto! Music in the living room. The same music that hitherto could only be heard in the bedroom and the blue room. As it was a weeknight, the Black Nano was playing the nearly six hundred “songs” that I’ve uploaded onto it. Although there’s still plenty of empty space on the Black Nano, it takes more than five days (barring the hours of sleep) for it to plow through the “Classics” playlist — which is the only playlist on that device.*

Meanwhile, I’ve uploaded nearly forty CDs onto the Grey Nano. There are two playlists, “Jazz” and “Standards,” the difference being that all the vocals have been shunted into the latter. Here’s the mystery: it’s as though the Black Nano and the Grey Nano were two completely different types of music source, instead of exactly the same. During the week, the pleasant round of Handel, Mozart, Schubert und so weiter creates one kind of apartment. Then, on the weekends, the place gets a paint job. When the Grey Nano shuffles its way through Keith Jarrett, Benny Goodman, Dexter Gordon and so on, we’re not in quite the same house.

Is it just the music? Of course not. It’s the flow of music, its endless, effortless unspooling. It’s as miraculous to me as water running from a tap must have been to the children of pioneers. And rather more atmospherically potent. Listen, I’d only just gotten used to not having to turn the record* over!

* You might then ask, “Why have a playlist at all?” Ah, so did I, at first.

* LP. We knew it was vaguely illiterate to call LPs (and 45s and — for those of us whose parents hadn’t thrown away theirs — 78s) “records.” But the usage did not die until the format did.

At the Marquis

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

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Here’s an idea: visit Times Square on a late Saturday afternoon in early spring. The weather is unlikely to be pleasant, but the chances are that the crowds will owe some of their effervescence to the joy of not being all bundled up.

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Daily Office Tuesday

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

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On 57th Street

¶ Matins: I’ve got my physical at 9:30 this morning. I remember when a “physical” was something that you got when you were drafted.

¶ Prime: This just in: The Earth is round, and, also, by the way, putting a television set in your child’s bedroom is not a great idea. (They might pick up the wrong values from Real Housewives of New York City.) 

¶ Nones: Today, on Ew! Factor: Koran Flushing. What’s with the community service? They ought to throw the bum out of school!

¶ Vespers: A few words about Tom Meglioranza’s cabaret recital at Weill Recital Hall last week.

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Daily Office Monday

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

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Descending to Eli’s — many of Manhattan’s best food markets are in basements.

¶ Matins: JR has been writing bits and pieces about one of his favorite brasseries, the Nord-Sud in the 18ième; now he has posted a couple of photographs.

¶ Tierce: Morning Hash: In Bob Tedeschi’s story, “After Suicide, Blog Insults Are Debated,” the Times aims for excitement but winds up stripping the story of much-needed perspective.

¶ Vespers: “Ribaldry and lightheadedness” — what’s that in Hebrew? Yiddish? Somehow, these terms of art didn’t make it into the King James Version. But then Hasidism hadn’t been invented yet, had it.

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Books on Monday?

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

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Within twenty or so pages of the end of this thrilling, gripping, hair-raising and utterly literary novel, I am so restless that I can barely keep my eyes on the page. SWAT teams are poised to descend upon a Unabomber-type character in the Idaho wilderness — did I mention that it’s snowing, and that the poor sacrificial lamb has to don snowshoes before hiking to the nut’s hut?

Although this is hardly a conventional “Books on Monday” filing, I may not have much more to say about A Person of Interest. I wouldn’t have said anything about Idaho and the snowshoes if it hadn’t been for the brief review in The New Yorker; I’ll have to make sure that any further beans have already been spilled elsewhere. At the same time, A Person of Interest is somewhat too good to be true, the first American novel that I’ve read in ages that could not indecently be discussed with Dostoevsky in the room. Or Nabokov. There must be ergot sewn into the binding.

Or perhaps it’s just spring fever. I sat by the balcony door, which was open to the damp, early spring freshness. Not the best idea for a cold remedy, certainly; but I felt suavely pampered.

When I get back from collecting the mail, I’ll brave the finale.

At My Kitchen Table: Rain Checks

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

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A display of Mozartkugeln at Schaller & Weber

At first, the table was set for eight. Then for seven. Finally, for five. Within the space of half an hour, Ms NOLA and Megan called to cancel lunch, Ms NOLA for herself and Megan for herself and Ryan, who was the ailing party in that household. Ms NOLA had sent me a note on Thursday saying that she was in bed with a very bad flu, so I wasn’t surprised by her call. After Megan called, I thought I’d better ask Kathleen: should we cancel? Or proceed? Kathleen voted for the latter course, and we ended up having a very jolly time of it. M le Neveu came down from Columbia, with some promising good news, and he and Kathleen had a chat while LXIV and I bored Fossil Darling silly with “reminiscences” of the ancien régime at Versailles.

Although it was too bad that the purpose of the luncheon — introducing Ryan to Ms NOLA and M le Neveu — didn’t happen, I was not consumed by disappointment. In fact, I shrugged it off almost at once. For once, I had planned for it. Not on it, but for it. For one thing, I hadn’t knocked myself out with an elaborate menu. Nor had I allowed preparation to supersede all regularly-scheduled activities.* Most important, I had reminded myself at every turn that the luncheon must be a pleasant event for all concerned, not a command performance at which the private feelings of those present were of no account.

We shall try again in a month of so, not long enough for me to forget all the little astuces that I picked up in the course of preparing yesterday’s meal.

* Just one or two — the Friday Front, for example.

Daily OfficeFriday

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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¶ Matins: Poème trouvé: “To the Uptight Guy on the 6 Train at 77th St. Station.”

¶ Tierce: An initial decision, against going to the movies today — I’ve got lots to do in preparation for tomorrow’s luncheon, after all, and I don’t want to be running around at the last minute — was overturned when I discovered that The Other Boleyn Girl is showing around the corner at 10:30.

¶ Compline: The most incredibly occupied day. Read all about it below.

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Daily OfficeThursday

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

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¶ Matins: William F Buckley dies, at 82.

¶ Nones:  And we’re back. Something about corrupted update code knocked out the server. While The Daily Blague was down, I went ahead and posted today’s Morning Read in the Vestibule at Portico. Think I’ll do that as a matter of course. Directive from the Department of Redundancy Department. (more…)

Daily OfficeWednesday

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

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¶ Matins: The Book Review review.

¶ Tierce: In Seventeen-Hundred-and-Fifty-Two, Columbus sailed the Ocean …. WTF??

¶ Nones: The menu for Saturday’s family luncheon is set: onion soup, boeuf bourguignonne, and Dacquoise — made to recipes from one or the other of Julia Child’s Mastering treatises.

¶ Compline: What to do with old Christmas cards? Ten ideas.

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Daily OfficeTuesday

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

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¶ Matins: I’ll be at Carnegie Hall this evening, where Thomas Meglioranza, whose wonderful voice I haven’t heard in well over a year, will be singing at the Weill.

¶ Nones: Who knew there was an Uncyclopedia? Why didn’t you tell me?

¶ Vespers: You ought to want to go to the movies. Here’s why…

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Daily OfficeMonday

Monday, February 25th, 2008

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The windows are open today! Even though it’s still February, spring is undeniably in the air. No doubt my cold will get even worse.  

¶ Tierce: Josh Marshall wins the Polk; TPM ineligible for the Pulitzer.

¶ Sext: Another reason for taking an interest in the Oscars this year: reading Mark Harris’s Pictures at a Revolution.

¶ Nones: Books on Monday: Breakable You, a third and, for the time being, final, novel by Brian Morton.

¶ Vespers: What to do with Swimming in a Sea of Death, by David Rieff?

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Cotillard Wins

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

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The tears are streaming down my cheeks. Vive le pays de Marion!

Friday Front: Larissa MacFarquhar on Louis Auchincloss

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

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Swanky New York townhouse? Not a bit of it. It’s Joe.My.God‘s post office.

When I was in law school — I turned thirty during first year — Louis Auchincloss was my model. A successful Wall Street attorney, he cranked out novels that were taken seriously, however grudgingly, by the literary establishment. In the event, I would not become a successful lawyer, and I would not crank out novels. But he remained my model just the same.

¶ Larissa MacFarquhar on Louis Auchincloss, in The New Yorker.

Daily Office

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

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Red or What?

¶ Matins: Tomorrow’s dates: 11:15: Rue des Médecins. Six to eight in the evening: the Poussin preview at the Museum. (Details below the jump.)

¶ Tierce. Kathleen rejects proposal to move to the Boat Basin.

¶ Nones. It’s getting colder out there — at least for shrinks.

¶ Compline. Et in Arcadia ego [!]

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